Sestina for a Skank

What can I do to my skank
for a relatively reasonable rate?
I'm pretty sure she's super hot
and way too good for me
to waste any of her time.
I guess I better go.

She said I better go
for calling her a skank.
She got really irate
about it. I thought it was hot
because this all is kinda new for me,
anyway, that was last time.

She keeps looking at the time
like she wants me to go
away. She's such a skank,
standing there, trying to rate
my "performance". It's too hot.
This isn't right for me.

Looking up at me,
reminiscing on the "good times"
and begging me not to go,
she promises to be my skank
forever. At whatever rate
I please. I know she's in hot

water if she's saying I'm hot
and suddenly treating me
like this. Will I take the time
to help her out so she can go
away? This sly skank
that told me Bonnie Raitt

was stupid and is rated
too highly? It was hot
and I was weak. And me,
I had been planning all this time
to finally get out and go
away from this skank.

I rate this girl the only skank
that's hot enough to go
and make me waste my time.